ronaldkn0x:

only REAL 90s KIDS REMEMBER

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lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

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emmablackery:

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smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

with a period, end of story. 

perhaps you’re just marrying a norman

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eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

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